Evil laughter is errupting in Madison!!
While I have a few ideas, I am welcome to any others. I am a big fan of sarcasm, humor and smack.
One thought I had, which I am going to take a pass on is this one, read by Steve:
[In a voice like the "Most Interesting Man in the World" ads in the States]
"I don't always impregnate women. But when I do, I prefer my wife Lydia."
Then normal voice:
"Brought to you by your friends in Madison WI!! Best of luck with the new born!"